Who's Your Daddy?
With all the talk about who the biological father is of Prince Jackson, A Twin Soul's Story had to weigh in. Sources close to the pop star say that Prince Jackson may be a biological mix of several races and people who are famous in history. Among them are Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, Jesus and Gandhi.
It's not clear who's genes actually made their way into the pop stars offspring just yet. However, we found it particularly peculiar that the young Prince was using quotes from the Bible in one of his latest remarks regarding his father. This was a clear indication that Jesus is in his lineage and genes. Other clues we are looking for are extremely good grooming habits, an amazing ability to calculate numbers, and the ability to lead large masses of people. Looking at the number of followers on Prince Jackson's twitter account and his recent entry into college, we believe all the signs are there.
As for Paris, she too has apparently had a mix of genes. From the most beautiful and gracious women to ever walk the planet, to extreme royalty. That's right, we're talkin Princess Diana and none other than Dame Elizabeth Taylor. You may have wondered why Paris has those amazing eyes. Well, now you know. Elizabeth donated her eggs years ago in a secret pact she had with the pop star. Michael Jackson apparently paid her in huge denominations of jewelry and cash under a secret deal that very few knew about. Some have even eluded to the fact that this just may be the reason why the pop star was rumored to have no money. Sources tell us that it was extremely important for the pop star to have a "Princess Paris". The young princess was even treated to a royal potty during her potty training years. Where normal gestures of training would regularly take place, other gestures of royalty took the stage during these very impressionable years. It's been said that it was Michael Jackson himself that stood at the door of the restroom gesturing the young princess in by saying "Your royal highness". Instead of the normal terms one would use when potty training a child, the pop star eluded to certain elements of the training as royalty as well. Terms like "princess poopy" were apparently used quite often.
Even Blanket Jackson has had his genes "all shook up". It's rumored that he has the genetic makeup of not only the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, but several super heroes! Batman, Robin and Spiderman made the top of the list. We have yet to see the young Blanket scaling buildings, however, we have seen his karate moves and we are of the real opinion that this lineage does in fact exist. One witness said they saw the young Blanket throw a punch like they've never seen before. Even the instructor was shocked. When the young Blanket threw his fist out to hit his foe, the winds began to churn around him and sources say that they actually blew the other classmates off their feet! Stay tuned for more on this young super hero. We're currently investigating claims of a lineage linked to the ancient Mayans as well. Keep your eye on Blanket. If you see him drinking a lot of hot chocolate, it could be more than just a sweet tooth!
Michael Jackson is Still ALIVE!!
If you've been up on the news about Janet Jackson's recent tour, you might want to notice her use of the clothing she's been wearing. Contrary to the denial that both Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person back in 1993 (see the video above), Janet has been giving accolades to her brother during her tour and many people have said they could actually "feel" the pop stars spirit in the room! This may be because Janet and Michael are really the same! The video above demonstrates the very scientific way they used holographic images to project two separate people both wearing white garments! The Jackson family was among the first to use this very powerful visual technique.
Michael Jackson's Ghost Assaulted Me!
As another woman has come forward to sue the Michael Jackson Estate for the ghost of Michael Jackson apparently raping her, I too have had run ins with the pop star. It wasn't but two weeks ago while I was twerking in the bathroom to Janet Jackson's new hit single, that I felt the pop star hit my behind! I was wearing my purple panties. The ones that Elizabeth Taylor suggested I buy on a very strenuous, yet fruitful shopping excursion. I felt the slap come from behind, hitting my right butt cheek. Left behind were very clear indications of a white hand print and studded jewel impressions from the famous white glove. The assault did not go without remedy. Michael quickly assured me that he was "not like other ghosts". My thoughts were to also sue the Estate for the incident, however, I later felt I rather enjoyed the encounter.
I'm Related to Tito Jackson!
During a recent viewing of The Jackson's; The Next Generation, I found it extremely odd that the sunglasses Tito Jackson was wearing were eerily similar to my own. This small detail proves that Tito Jackson and I are indeed related. Somewhere in the ethers our two souls mixed and we are both drawn to the same type of sunglasses. This evidence of "relation" will catapult me into stardom as I embark on my new musical extravaganza across Europe. DNA testing is completely unnecessary.
New Movies Were Set to be Released from "The Other Side"
Apparently several people on the other side of the veil were set to star in feature films Michael Jackson and Robin Williams were going to produce. One such film was set to be released this past Halloween. The Adams Family, Scenes from the Other Side, was one of the titles. Sources say that Wayne Dyer was fighting hard for the role of Uncle Fester, explaining to Michael that he had the bald head to portray the Uncle in his best light. The fight ensued, however, with others coming to the forefront to take the roll. Nothing was decided upon and the film went to the way side.
Another film, entitled The Great Pumpkin; A Michael Jackson Story, was also in the mix. Michael was to portray the Great Pumpkin summoned by Lucy played by Elizabeth Taylor and Linus, played by Robin Williams. The Great Pumpkin (Michael Jackson) was to rise out of the pumpkin patch among several goulish figures similar to the zombies seen in his famous Thriller flick. Upon rising. the pop star would be set against a vivid moon in the background and extreme moonwalking would ensue. It was unclear why the film was never released. Sources close to us say that the pop star tripped on several pumpkin vines while moonwalking and Elizabeth was adamant that the scene be deleted.
With all the talk about who the biological father is of Prince Jackson, A Twin Soul's Story had to weigh in. Sources close to the pop star say that Prince Jackson may be a biological mix of several races and people who are famous in history. Among them are Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, Jesus and Gandhi.
It's not clear who's genes actually made their way into the pop stars offspring just yet. However, we found it particularly peculiar that the young Prince was using quotes from the Bible in one of his latest remarks regarding his father. This was a clear indication that Jesus is in his lineage and genes. Other clues we are looking for are extremely good grooming habits, an amazing ability to calculate numbers, and the ability to lead large masses of people. Looking at the number of followers on Prince Jackson's twitter account and his recent entry into college, we believe all the signs are there.
As for Paris, she too has apparently had a mix of genes. From the most beautiful and gracious women to ever walk the planet, to extreme royalty. That's right, we're talkin Princess Diana and none other than Dame Elizabeth Taylor. You may have wondered why Paris has those amazing eyes. Well, now you know. Elizabeth donated her eggs years ago in a secret pact she had with the pop star. Michael Jackson apparently paid her in huge denominations of jewelry and cash under a secret deal that very few knew about. Some have even eluded to the fact that this just may be the reason why the pop star was rumored to have no money. Sources tell us that it was extremely important for the pop star to have a "Princess Paris". The young princess was even treated to a royal potty during her potty training years. Where normal gestures of training would regularly take place, other gestures of royalty took the stage during these very impressionable years. It's been said that it was Michael Jackson himself that stood at the door of the restroom gesturing the young princess in by saying "Your royal highness". Instead of the normal terms one would use when potty training a child, the pop star eluded to certain elements of the training as royalty as well. Terms like "princess poopy" were apparently used quite often.
Even Blanket Jackson has had his genes "all shook up". It's rumored that he has the genetic makeup of not only the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, but several super heroes! Batman, Robin and Spiderman made the top of the list. We have yet to see the young Blanket scaling buildings, however, we have seen his karate moves and we are of the real opinion that this lineage does in fact exist. One witness said they saw the young Blanket throw a punch like they've never seen before. Even the instructor was shocked. When the young Blanket threw his fist out to hit his foe, the winds began to churn around him and sources say that they actually blew the other classmates off their feet! Stay tuned for more on this young super hero. We're currently investigating claims of a lineage linked to the ancient Mayans as well. Keep your eye on Blanket. If you see him drinking a lot of hot chocolate, it could be more than just a sweet tooth!
Michael Jackson is Still ALIVE!!
Michael Jackson's Ghost Assaulted Me!
As another woman has come forward to sue the Michael Jackson Estate for the ghost of Michael Jackson apparently raping her, I too have had run ins with the pop star. It wasn't but two weeks ago while I was twerking in the bathroom to Janet Jackson's new hit single, that I felt the pop star hit my behind! I was wearing my purple panties. The ones that Elizabeth Taylor suggested I buy on a very strenuous, yet fruitful shopping excursion. I felt the slap come from behind, hitting my right butt cheek. Left behind were very clear indications of a white hand print and studded jewel impressions from the famous white glove. The assault did not go without remedy. Michael quickly assured me that he was "not like other ghosts". My thoughts were to also sue the Estate for the incident, however, I later felt I rather enjoyed the encounter.
I'm Related to Tito Jackson!
During a recent viewing of The Jackson's; The Next Generation, I found it extremely odd that the sunglasses Tito Jackson was wearing were eerily similar to my own. This small detail proves that Tito Jackson and I are indeed related. Somewhere in the ethers our two souls mixed and we are both drawn to the same type of sunglasses. This evidence of "relation" will catapult me into stardom as I embark on my new musical extravaganza across Europe. DNA testing is completely unnecessary.
New Movies Were Set to be Released from "The Other Side"
Apparently several people on the other side of the veil were set to star in feature films Michael Jackson and Robin Williams were going to produce. One such film was set to be released this past Halloween. The Adams Family, Scenes from the Other Side, was one of the titles. Sources say that Wayne Dyer was fighting hard for the role of Uncle Fester, explaining to Michael that he had the bald head to portray the Uncle in his best light. The fight ensued, however, with others coming to the forefront to take the roll. Nothing was decided upon and the film went to the way side.
Another film, entitled The Great Pumpkin; A Michael Jackson Story, was also in the mix. Michael was to portray the Great Pumpkin summoned by Lucy played by Elizabeth Taylor and Linus, played by Robin Williams. The Great Pumpkin (Michael Jackson) was to rise out of the pumpkin patch among several goulish figures similar to the zombies seen in his famous Thriller flick. Upon rising. the pop star would be set against a vivid moon in the background and extreme moonwalking would ensue. It was unclear why the film was never released. Sources close to us say that the pop star tripped on several pumpkin vines while moonwalking and Elizabeth was adamant that the scene be deleted.
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